Tree man grows roots on his body

I feel sorry for this poor sap because he would be perfect for Kate Moss. She’s built like a twig and wood probably take a lichen to him. I mean he might have some deep rooted issues, but nothing he couldn’t leave in the past. It’s knot like he couldn’t get spruced up for her. Guy would probably be pining for her all day. I know he only has a sliver of a chance, but she should really branch out and meet a guy oakay guy.